"Room and hotel really quirky and has a boutique feel."
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"Loved the rooms,comfy beds and very clean."
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Boutique hotel near Boscombe Beach with a sauna, on-site restaurant, and free parking
Rooms & Accommodations
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure in Bournemouth has 8 rooms, including Superior Queens, Superior Kings, Deluxe Queens, and a Deluxe Family Suite. Each room has a private bathroom, air conditioning, heating, a TV, and free toiletries. Free WiFi is available throughout the hotel, and family rooms are available.
On-Site Dining
The on-site family-friendly restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. The hotel runs a happy hour and themed dinner nights. A coffee house on site provides hot drinks, and the bar serves wine and champagne.
Facilities & Wellness
The hotel has a sauna, a steam room, and a spa lounge and relaxation area for guest use. An outdoor fireplace is located on the property, and a shared lounge and TV area is available. The property is non-smoking throughout.
Location
The hotel is 700 metres from Boscombe Beach and a 7-minute walk from Boscombe Pier. Bournemouth Airport is 9 km away, and attractions including Shelley Theatre and O2 Academy Bournemouth are nearby. Free on-site private parking is provided.
Services & Policies
Pets are allowed at the property. The hotel has key access, a security alarm, fire extinguishers, and CCTV in common areas and outside the property. An invoice is provided for all stays.
Highlights
Location: 700m from Boscombe Beach and 7-min walk from Boscombe Pier
Rooms: 8 rooms including a Deluxe Family Suite
Dining: Restaurant with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free options
Wellness: Sauna, steam room, and spa lounge and relaxation area
Stroll along Bournemouth's stunning seafront to enjoy the views.
Try the famous fish and chips at Harry Ramsden's on the pier.
Visit the Russell-Cotes Art Gallery for impressive collections.
Explore the vibrant Bournemouth Gardens, perfect for a picnic.
Check out the local crafts at the Bournemouth Market on Thursdays.
Choose your room type
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers double rooms, family suites, and more throughout the New Forest, each with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers
Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 Queen-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed / 2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
255 m²
1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Amenities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure provides amenities designed to make your stay comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Services
Welcome drink
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Spa & Leisure
Beach access
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Where to Find The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Map view
City landmarks
Gallery
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
2.22 km
Beach
Bournemouth Beach
2.63 km
Harbour
Bournemouth Pier
2.6 km
Aquarium
Oceanarium
2.65 km
Landmark
Shelley Park
1.07 km
Shopping Area
Boscombe High Street
1.41 km
Church
St Peter's Church
2.48 km
Parking area
Bournemouth International Centre
2.75 km
Theatre
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
2.49 km
Landmark
Manor steps Zig Zag
830 m
Garden
Lower Gardens
2.68 km
Landmark
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth
1.23 km
Gallery
Westover Gallery
2.53 km
Casino
Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth
2.4 km
Square
The Square
2.76 km
Landmark
Vitality Stadium
2.38 km
Landmark
Dynamica Pilates
1.71 km
Beach
Fisherman's Walk Beach
2.1 km
Landmark
Red Arrows Memorial
1.99 km
Landmark
The MacGuffin Project
1.96 km
Park
Bournemouth Parks
2.68 km
Landmark
The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight
2.26 km
Amusement Park
Seafield Gardens
2.83 km
Park
Meyrick Park
3.12 km
Nearby
Harbour
Boscombe Pier
280 m
Christchurch Road
Boscombe Chine Gardens
360 m
Beach
Boscombe Beach
250 m
Museum
Science Zone UK
490 m
Park
The Coastal Activity Park
240 m
Boscombe Cliff Rd
Boscombe Cliff Gardens
550 m
Restaurants
Chicken & Blues
960 m
563 Christchurch Road
Marco's Deli
900 m
13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street
The Garden Cafe
1.04 km
Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M
Paella Express
1.05 km
555 Christchurch Road
Jammin Jerk Hut
980 m
579 Christchurch Road
Mcdonald's Restaurants
1.05 km
554-556 Christchurch Road
KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken
950 m
577 Christchurch Road Boscombe
Charcoal Grill 2
300 m
575 Christchurch Road
The Green Tara
320 m
583 Christchurch Road
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Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Boscombe Beach
4 minutes walking
A beautiful sandy stretch ideal for sunbathing and beach sports, perfect for families and relaxation.
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes walking
This iconic pier offers stunning sea views, cafes, and a pleasant walk along the coast.
Oceanarium
30 minutes walking
An engaging underwater experience showcasing a variety of marine life; great for families and educational outings.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes walking
A stunning Victorian gallery featuring exotic art collections and beautiful gardens; offers guided tours.
The Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes walking
An adventure hotspot for thrill-seekers with activities like watersports and beach games.
Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes walking
A peaceful garden area perfect for leisurely strolls, picnics, and enjoying nature.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes walking
Fun and interactive escape rooms ideal for families and groups; booking is recommended.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes walking
Casual eatery serving delicious chicken dishes; famous for its spicy selections and vibrant atmosphere.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes walking
A cozy deli offering fresh sandwiches and coffee; great for a quick bite or casual lunch.
Paella Express
13 minutes walking
Delightful restaurant specializing in authentic Spanish paella served in a relaxed setting.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes walking
Historic theatre hosting a variety of performances, from ballets to concerts; check schedules for events.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes walking
An exciting escape room venue providing immersive experiences ideal for friends and families.
Local transport options
City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Guest Reviews & Ratings
See what past guests have said about staying at The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
Breakfast
8.8/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.5/10
Location
9.2/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
9.1/10
Pros
Super clean accommodation
Quirky decor
Helpful staff
Cons
Unclear room descriptions
Limited breakfast inclusion
Guest reviews
based on 382 reviews
9.2/10
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